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Mermy the little mermalaid once livered udder daisy. To be dramatically correct, she had big button tits. This particular kind of bird has a dark, round spot on its chest, resembling a button. Unfortunately, these tits are no match for the grandiose display of the greater sage-grouse, with its inflatable breasts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A nearby birb flappily flirted its wings and alighted to bee on Mermy\u2019s level. “Why, hello there, new birb! Are you a grouse or a tit?” Mermy plainly asked in delight. All her friends call her Mermy. The reason for it is beyond her level.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Are you having senile denial? It’s been a while since I haven’t seen you before. I’m a spare arrow bending in the wind. Oh, an arrow of whom, you may ask? Well, you may well ask away all day, but it nil wet you only more questigons. Would your thirdst\u03b3\u0305 ‘ver be frequenched?” the birb arrow pheasantly apparently replied (or perhaps rather soliloqueeted), burrowing its body into a nearby anthill for a self-anointing ritual and secondst after-brounch snack. Quirps and pips and plenty of peeps filled the gaps of speech for them both.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Mermy<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

“I need to think for a fir\u03b4\u0305\ufb06. A superb birb’s bribe is bound to be abroachable. And a big button tit you are not.” Mermy said quivering, deepen thawed, ‘n sighed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Quite certainly not, indeed! For it\u2019s known in the wood that one’s own call is its sign, and one\u2019s own sinus in its skull,” the birb blurbed, and then burbled a few chipper chirps.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“What is this winned<\/em> you speak of, Mr. Birb? Is it the opposite of losed<\/em>?” Mermy slurred into subtle susurration, suddenly in a swivet of unnecessary sighs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“You make my brain coil, Mermy, and you can call me Harrowed.” He was narrowly disturbirbed at the quirked query, but only ever-so-such the slight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Hare old\u2013ahem<\/em>\u2013excuse me, how old are you today, Harrowed? It is your \u03b2ir\u03d0day after all, Isntit?” Mermy managed to squeak, through a fit of a sneasoned coffeine, sans sugar dussed. She returned to distracted thoughts of watching how the eel shaded minnow<\/em> with her homeland endwise<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Harrowed recoiled in coldfusion, then chirply answord to his newfound friend, “Mermy, you surprise me, in deed as well as in thought! I am aged as the wind, as the breeze through the trees\u2013if you please\u2013ever searching and cirquelling, and I have never onced winced or whinged. You see where I wound up, or rather, you see where the breath of the heavens has coaxed me on this day, verily this day of my hatchening!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mermy barely rolled her head, nodding with equal parts attention and respect, then most curteously cooed, \u201cIncertainly coined, but ever so far-fletched into my mermory this quaint meeting quill be!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cLyquise, quite squirtainly insneed, Mermy. Now I must take my leaf and bid you the most wellingest of fares. The heavens invoke, and I abide!\u201d Harrowed Isntit chirbed, slightly bowing, slightly smiling, as was his custom before any departure, to which Mermy returned an adorable curtsy. Harrowed\u2019s smile widened, then he flapt a weigh. Mermy sighed and turned to lie on her seaside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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