Dr. Strangelest and the Mystery Heinous Anous

What is a strangelest?

It may be best defined in the obscurity and confusion sown by such a nebulous word. A vortexeract would be a strangelest.

Is it a singular? Is it a plural? Is it a hippo or flying squirrel?

To be serious and clear though, it is my term for wordplay, an invented word, and anything else that can be thrown into that funnel, which feeds into what I hope is eventually a massive bucket of clusterfuckery.

It also feeds this pygmy hippo seen below! You wouldn’t wanna starver this poor little river horse, now would you?

What does a pygmy hippo have to do with any of this? Nothing, but it could be a strangelest! See Hypercarcinoplasmologues to find out!
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No, he needs to be fed so he can grow up big and strong! Then you can watch in puerile pure awe as he’s spreinous heinous anous all over his family.

Just another day on the river with some hippos! They're definitely not shitting in each other's faces...
Hippo in the river in Serengeti. Africa, Tanzania, Safari. I bet you wish you didn’t know what they were doing in that river!
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